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PudTug The Caveman was a Leg Man

Josh Killoran

When primitive humans were struggling against saber tooth tigers, the scorching sun and and deadly illnesses our ancient ancestors carried on and found the will to procreate. We still carry those impulses to fuck our brains out with people that attract us. That impulse worms its way out of the deepest recesses of our brain to infect our behavior. This impulse-worm is lured out by certain cues that we all encounter; we've all felt the worm urging us to fuck and make more people. Those cues are simple body parts, the most obvious of those body parts – in the female form - being breasts and the ass. However there is another, more subtle cue. The impulse-worm can be lured out by a delectable pair of legs. We've all heard guys refer to themselves as leg-men. That is because when they see legs their impulse-worm begins to burrow out of their primal brain and into their behavior – those legs urge them to fuck.

Are legs sensual?

Science has long sought to learn the mechanisms behind human behavior, it was only a matter of time before they got around to sex. More precisely, what stirs up the desire for sex. It has been proven that men prefer women with longer legs. These long legs are what catches the attention of the impulse-worm. However, the kind of legs that are most attractive to leg men are part of a higher leg length to body ratio. What better to lure out the impulse-worm than something incredibly noticeable. A pair of legs become much more noticeable when they are longer than the torso. We are all animals, we don't look for much more in a mate than the average water buffalo. This does not stop the leg faction from romanticizing their ancient impulses. Members of the leg faction claim that their favorite body part is more sensual, while the breasts and ass are explicitly sexual(1). This modern poetic interpretation of animal instincts does not change the fact that PudTug the caveman was also attracted to legs – neanderthals were lured in by a juicy drumstick. There must be some kind of evolutionary explanation.

The evolution of loving legs

Ever since the savage tribe known as humanity became masters of abstract thought we have been trying to rationalize our primal urges. Rather than just cranking out cum on a patch of gravel when we can't get laid we write poetry about why we just cranked out cum on gravel. There's an inherent need for intelligent people to understand why they want things. This need leads to members of the leg faction making claims that the body part that they ogle is more sensual. If that were the case then no one would've been attracted to legs until abstract thinking had conquered the human mind, PudTug would have been obsessed with breasts and asses. How do the romantics go about explaining PudTug's impulse-worm? Well, to understand that we have to turn to another group of abstract thinkers... the scientists. Like so much of human behavior there is an evolutionary explanation for the leg faction. Legs are a symbol of your health. While experimenting on college kids, tethered to cages in a lab somewhere, our friendly neighborhood scientists have discovered that shorter legs appear to have a connection to cardiovascular disease and type two diabetes. Long legs also broadcast to all of your fuck buddies that you had good childhood nutrition. Therefore, the people whose impulse-worms are lured out by long legs are unconsciously being attracted to a healthy person from a healthy environment(2). PudTug didn't want the baby his jizz made to die of a bum ticker and neither do you. Let us not forget that the primal drive behind sex is to carry on the species, that tends to require a certain amount of heart beats and stable insulin levels.

Conclusion

While it is fun to concoct romantic ideas about why you like to cum on legs rather than tits or asses, I suspect that modern humans are more similar to PudTug than we like to think. We are still knuckle draggers, we just contemplate philosophy while wearing ascots now. Whether you are part of the leg, tit or ass faction you are being propelled through your sex life by the impulse-worm. The initial attraction to any of your fuck buddies is going to be based on caveman logic. Lets embrace that and stop romanticizing the dirt traversed by the impulse-worm.

  1. “Why Do Men Find Women's Legs So Alluring?,” accessed on July 10, 2017, https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201605/why-do-men-find-women-s-legs-so-alluring

  2. “Why Men and Women Find Longer Legs More Attractive,” accessed on July 10, 2017, https://www.theguardian.com/science/2008/jan/17/humanbehaviour.psychology