We've all seen Public Displays of Affection (PDA) and we've probably all hated them for whatever reason. PDAs are when a couple is so caught up in their own honey moon phase that they can't help but flaunt it in front of strangers. Dealing with PDAs is a part of life, even though it might irritate us. However, there is a time and place for PDAs and every couple needs to appreciate that. This is a list of ten inappropriate places for people to commit PDAs.
The Farmer's Market
This is sacred ground meant for post-brunch browsing. No one wants to see you making googly eyes at each other while they haggle over pecan pie and watermelon.
There are kids there who are easily distracted. Your PDA is giving them boners/moist pussies while they're trying to learn about fictional characters.
There are times when you just need to read the room. You don't want to be only people french kissing while everyone else is crying.
A Homeless Shelter
In this setting you're just being cruel. For a lot of these lovable tramps you're reminding them of an unobtainable goal, they can only smooch with other greasy hobos.
A Psych Ward
Why would you? It's pretty hard to get into a psych ward if you're healthy. Once you get in one I don't think you'll be in a romantic mood. If you are you might want to spend some more time in the ward.
An Operating Room
This is a simple one, people are getting cut open. The doctors need to concentrate, much like the kids in Sunday School, and you're giving them distracting boners/moist pussies.
A Glory hole
Glory holes are an anonymous retreat, the sucker and suckee don't even want to look at each other. They certainly don't want to be confronted with the intimacy of strangers.
A Gay Bathhouse
This is a spot for fucking, pure and simple. No one wants to be confronted with puppy love before they anally pile-drive a stranger.
A Bukake Porn Set
Sex might be intimate, but 20 guys spraying spunk on one porn star is pretty far from intimacy. Let's keep our bukakes professional and stick to spraying.
A Gang bang
Would you start making out during a marathon? Well, a gang bang is an athletic endeavor that requires that you put your nose to the grind stone, there's no time for Eskimo kisses.